ROBOTS!
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ROBOT Fact #2
All ROBOTS can fly, all of them. If you meet a ROBOT that can’t fly then that probably isn’t a ROBOT. It’s a man pretending to be a ROBOT, an impostor if you will.
These ‘impostors’ are everywhere, one tried to trick me the other day but I am prepared with tests. If you think someone is pretending to be a ROBOT simply push them off something high up. A ROBOT will successfully fly to safety while the idiot human will tumble to his well deserved and bloody death.
This idiot the other day failed on the first test on his first try. What a loser.
applearts:
Interior design room
This is a girl ROBOT! You can identify a ROBOT’S sex by looking deep into it’s eyes.
topherchris:
Not really, but it’d make things easier.
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Metropolis:
The very first ROBOT I think you’ll find.
“Sculptor Roboticist David Hanson, at right, poses with his creation, Hertz. Hertz is an animated robot head he built in about nine months, modeled to resemble his girlfriend”
Who probably dumped him for making the ugliest ROBOT I have ever seen. I could be a “Sculptor Roboticist” but I have real Robotic investigations to carry out. Good day.
ROBOT Fact #1
ROBOTS can look like humans.
ROBOTS have probably been walking amongst us for years and we haven’t even noticed because we ‘re a bunch of idiots. I’m pretty sure one works at the checkout of my local Sainsbury’s. I think this because she’d rather interface with the cash machine computer than smile at me, a living, breathing, human man.
Imagine if your mum was a ROBOT and you never knew! How awesome/sick would that be? You’d be half ROBOT. Wait no; that would make you a cyborg and those guys are awful, they look stupid and disgusting, not sleek and sexy like ROBOTS! Then again the Terminators are sort of like cyborgs and they’re pretty sexy.
In anycase your Dad would have a lot of explaining to do, not that I’d mind. I’d be proud of my Dad if he f##ked a toaster.
I’m not attracted to ROBOTS by the way. If you think that then you are wrong and being wrong is a lousy thing to be my friend.
If you still don’t believe me about Robots looking like humans then you should watch Futureworld (1976)
Watched it? What did I tell you?
